How to make friends

"I'm delighted to meet you."

"We must see a lot of each other."

"We, we have mutual friends."

"We, uh, we must exchange ideas."

"We, we must become friends."

"But there, what am I saying, we are friends!"

"I want you to meet a very great friend of mine."

"I am his very best friend."

"Allow me to introduce myself. My name is..."

"Just call me..."